Katastroof - The Robert song
Orig. "The Robert-song"
Ingetipt deur Grytolle 
Aentwaerpsen tekst
The Robert song
Soemtimes it's fijn
in the pissijn
I'm having fun with diê van mijn
it's getting out
that's very stout
and I am screaming loud and proud
Refrein:
I am Robert, I'm coming kleêr
I'm coming kleêr everywhere
I am Robert, I'm coming kleêr
I'm coming kleêr everywhere
With my own hand
it is plezaent
coz it may run right out of hand
my arms are strong
my bird is long
now there's a shootplek on 't blafong
(refrein)
Hit 'em boys!
And from my youth
I know the truth
and all the secrets of my flute
I know it's right
to hold him tight
and play him off van tijd tot tijd
(refrein)
Hit 'em once again!